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Hey Craigslist crew,
Two wild Humboldt ladies here—long legs, killer vibes, hearts as big as the redwoods. My girlfriend got pinched last night on some dumb charge and is stuck in Eureka County Jail. Bail's $55K, but I just need $2K to spring her. Rent's piling up, we're broke on beer and buds, but she's my everything.
If you're the generous type who believes in second chances, spot us the $2K—no loans, just real help to get her home.
In return: One steamy date a week for a full year (52 total). Picnics by the river, cozy nights under the stars, whatever your fantasy—we're pros at discretion and sparks.
Reply "Freedom Fund" to chat. Proof of funds seals it.
xoxo,
Dallas
(Your new favorite escape)
P.S. Cash, Venmo, or a hookup with a good bondsman works. Let's make this happen!