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Definitely NOT Cursed Men's Wedding Band - $600

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condition: excellent
make / manufacturer: Jewelry by Johan
Are you tired of jewelry possessing your soul without consent? Are you exhausted by the repeated long journeys you find yourself embarking upon to destroy evil rings in the fires of Mount Doom? Well then have I got some exciting news for you!

For the ridiculously low, low price of only $600, you could be the new owner of this definitely not cursed men's wedding band. The previous owner absolutely did not die whilst wearing this definitely not cursed men's wedding band, in fact, most would say he not only survived--but truly lived (and not even in that "undead" sort of way). Harness the power of whatever your heart desires by using this definitely not cursed men's wedding band to bind yourself not to an evil all-powerful being, but to the most significant love of your life. Or, to an evil all-powerful being if they just so happen to be your most significant love. No judgement here.

Why am I so desperately trying to get this definitely not cursed men's wedding band out of my house, you ask? Well, why are you asking so many nosy questions! This is craigslist. This is not the time and space for questions, only for once in a lifetime deals. Either you're in the market for a definitely not cursed men's wedding band or you're living a life of regret and sorrow. You choose. Cash only.

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